Seattle's Football Team


P*rtland's Football Team


Minnesota's Football Team


Vancouver's Football Team (Hey, wait..they're good!)

Halftime show at the Baud.

Halftime in Montreal.

Halftime guests at "The Jimmy" in Minnesota.

What are they burning in Montreal?

Ask Ms. Andrews!

OK, i'll tell ya...it's a scarf.
Some idiots up there reportedly tried to set Allison's TA scarf on fire when she visited Montreal last season.

Seattle supporters' idea of "Standing room only"

http://soundercentral.com/gallery/ECS/Edmonton_640_083

Best place in the USLD1 to watch a match.

How other people see P*rtland's TA antics:

Fan 1: "I didn't think it was supposed to rain today."

Fan 2: "It isn't, Totti's Army is 4 rows behind us."

New Atlanta Uniforms feature Nike styling...

Virginia Beach gives younger fans a sneak peak at their new 2005 "look."

Before being called "the Battery," several fans rallied to have Charleston's club named after this SC icon...



The plan was to have one side of the stadium yell "Chew!" and the other half to say "God Bless You!"

Now that the new stadium is complete, Rochester is allowing a few players to test the pristine "new sod."



Several people have already complained about the stadium including a running track:

you sad sad man

I love it! Keep it up!

Montreal, in an effort to "update their image," has decided to include these guys as new club mascots...



"The relationship between crash test dummies and Impact made it a natural," said one club official. Of course he said it in French, which made it sound more dreamy.

After finding out about the Crash Test Dummies/Impact deal, Toronto decided to get these guys to direct their halftime shows.

The Toronto ! Lynx ! have also announced a give-away for their home opener. It's a bobble-head featuring the Lynx Team Captain!!!!

Responding to the creative work by the Toronto ! Lynx ! the Richmond Kickers will sponsor "Kick the Bucket" night. Details will be announced soon, but it appears the night will feature either a cow milking contest, or an orchestrated mass suicide.

that silverbacks vest is awesome
Socrates could wear it and ride around the track on a Harley

Then they could get these guys to do half-time entertainment.

Qwest stadium on a "good night."

Timbers Army introduces their new 2005 scarf:

Hey, look! Sammy showed up for spring training!

Richmond upgrades team bus.

In a recent press release the Richmond Kickers announced they have "taken the next step" toward professionalism by upgrading on their famous bus purchase of a few years ago.

"Our new bus meets every standard for Richmond, our fans, and the Kickers," says the statement.

While the club did not release a photo of the new bus, a Kickers fan managed to snap this digital photo as the bus arrived at team headquarters...

I don't have a witty caption for this. I just like the picture. I wanted to pull in something about Seattle, coffee, computer programmers and such, but nothing fit the bill. Anyway, here goes.

Mariners are 'thrilled' with turnout for MLS exhibition game

Portland team bus.

...And the Thunder bus.

Just another day at charlestons black-bored stadium.

For the sake of restoring the good faith of the Battery can someone clue me on how to post images ? I'm retarded with this stuff..thanks.

Up the Battery.

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or you can use the image button provided under the "instant UBB code".

Something never seen in Seattle or Atlanta......raising a championship cup.

There were two championship trophies won by Seattle, in 1995 and 1996. If it wasn't seen it Seattle it might be because nobody was there

These days, I'd settle for the 5000 and 7000 that were at the two matches.

Something not seen by Charleston fans last season.....

a W vs. ATL

and we did win the Southern Derby trophy thank you very much :p

(btw we lost to Seattle in '95...ten year revenge season '05!)

We have VIDEO to prove it!

http://soundercentral.com/museum/1995A-LeagueSounders.htm

http://soundercentral.com/museum/1996A-LeagueSounders.htm


Do some research before posting, dude!

Perhaps you were thinking of the P*rtland Timbers trophy case?

Atlanta Fans get the first ever royal flush from the Underground fans.
http://www.e10undergound.com/wst_page5.html

'Battery's entire 2004 season' should of been the first flush but if you want the legacy to live on its all good. :p
We are honored to be so high on the list...
Hope your plumbing doesn't get backed up come April 23rd!!!

Like all the factual photos you've been posting.

Dude.

Dude, there's my car.

Downtown Charleston...



See, I can be as factual as the next guy!

USL League officials are baffeled by the low home attendance figures for the Mariners. Apon further investigation they found out the Mariner's new promotional campaign to be less then stellar.

Downtown Charleston...



See, I can be as factual as the next guy! [/b][/QUUOTE]
SEATTLE UNVIELS THEIR FOUR NEWEST SIGNINGS...

Hey, those kits aren't half bad! Addidas?

Puerto Rico in action displaying their personal version of "total futbal."

Number of teams that were in the league when the Sounder won their so-called "championship".

Virginia Beach anyone ?

Nah more likely to be that shithole where your hero plays, scumhampton.

I'm Scouse mate.. none of that coastal rubbish.

Here's another one for ya since you liked the last one so much.

Mariners Home stadium gets redevelopment based on home figures.. owner declares best season ahead !

You may be a scouser, but you seem to like that championship playing rat lol

RICHMOND SHOW-OFF THEIR NEW STARTING GOALIE

cute....FYI, I actually did some gigs as "Oven Mitt" at some University of Richmond football games back in the fall of 2003. Imagine slicing open the bottom vertical edge of a twin mattress and climbing in. It was something like that.

INTERVIEWS FOR NEW GROUNDSKEEPERS AT BLACKBAUD STADIUM YEILD A SURPRISINGLY BIG TURNOUT:

P.R Teaming meeting at the half way line, same old same old.

Bad boys, bad boys whatca ya gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you.

we havent played and u already looking for excuses???

PD. this is 4 fun, right?...cuz i quit if im making enemies :p

Let's all take a look into the world of those well educated Vancouver WhiteCaps fans:



This sign was pictured outside the entrace to the Vancouver WhiteCaps supporter section.

Montreal's new Mascot

Love the picture. Thats taken in front of the wharf at Deep Cove in North Vancouver, where I grew up (insert sarcastic remark here). Once you drive down to deep cove you can go no further, ya gotta turn back!

Toronto Lynx management get training in how to deal with Montreal Impact...

[img]http://www.metrofanatic.com/mf/photos/photos.html?TITLE=Petter_Villegas&NUM=16&WHO=pv&START=13#[/img]

You actually give a pay check to this guy.

You actually give a pay check to this guy. [/QB][/QUOTE]

Not only do we give him a pay check. He has 1 of of the 3 "Goals of the week" awarded to Puerto Rico. Not to mention I wont be surprised if they gave him the Week 17 also...

But I guess we still have a long way to go to catch you guys in those Goals of the week... How many is it that you guys have? :rolleyes: Oooh thats right NONE! jajajajaja You actually give pay cheks to your players?


WHO IS YOUR DADDY NOW?!
Cheers!

Dammit, it won't work. Crap.

Does this need explanation? I'll let you think it over...

Islanders vs Rhinos -> 8/19/05

Regarding the practice of players flipping off the fans:

...and a message from the southsiders:

Islanders fans: "Stop saying we are just lucky. We are good, dammit!" Wahhhhhhhhhhh!

Funny, that's what the Islanders' shirts look like, too.

Love or lust ?

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California Victory

Don't you mean...

The Cary Crows

haha, yeah
i got the same sign on my street

In typical Rhino fashion...the RailHawks announce their newest marketing partner...





Remodeled Home Park :





Anyone looking to speak with management about the club's most recent addition can speak to the head RailHawk... he's standing by :

Rad.

Radder.

Do some research before posting, dude!

you have posted this picture, more than once!!!
and you want to try to call other people out on their facts...

So what have you won? The 2004 Commissioners Cup, and...????

Neat.

In PR we have this little bird

[img]http://re3.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2060740646[/img]

We call it Pitirre, it likes to take hawks like this one..

[img]http://re3.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/1937743619[/img]

and turn them into this...

[img]http://re3.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2546524596[/img]

Get the picture?

LOL i posted this somewhere else, but i just couldnt resist puting it here.

Its Montreal's very own Keropy Ultras

Ha ha!
GO 'BACKS!

You mean...


and for some good reading...
http://www.ahajokes.com/atlanta_jokes.html

That's It. You're On Notice!

I don't know but I've been told
RailHawks balls are made of gold...

I don't know but it's been said
Battery balls are made of lead...

It seems to me that jsilver has a case of "canon envy"

Not anymore.



Tell Scott Schweitzer I said thanks for the link.
http://www.enzyte-male-enhancement.com/

*insert last word here* I'll always have to get it. :p

VANCOUVER SUPPORTER CLUB





Fan Forum
http://forum.vancouversouthsiders.com/defaultnext.asp

Montreal Supporters Club


UM02 (Ultras Montréal)

The group was created in 2002, after the re-opening of the Montréal Impact, when a group of fans decided to bring organized and vocal support to Impact games. Their slogan is "Toujours Fidèles" which is French for Always Faithful.


http://www.ultrasmontreal.com/

The Mob is growing, fast.





lol miami, just lol