Its all about me.

Thank you for your time.

I'm sorry...you are?

Yes? Someone called?...Oh. Sorry. Nevermind. Carry on.

That little old jersey collector,

Me

Contrary to what my good friend thor thinks...It's really all about me.

Do YOU have what it takes for the Iron Fur Challenge??? More details to follow

BRING IT ON HOPPER BOY!

Hello, Kickaroo.

In regards to your attempted hijacking of Thor's latest signature...

If you get any more lame, we're gonna have to take you out behind the paddock and shoot you. :p

That little old jersey collector,

Me

Aw, UCHlwhatever...you're just mad because you dont have any of my "00" jerseys. And you never will. Go hover over an auction and butt out.

now go hide behind that thing with the big head.

no...the other thing.

sicko.

I got to stick with Kickeroo on this one. The rest of the sorry excuses for mascots in A-League soccer are just that! The only thing that would be more exciting, peppy, and get the crowd further into the game, would be a set of "the other pro footballs" cheerleaders!

Let'em have it Kickeroo!!!

Aint Thor pink. I remember seeing a picture of him and he was pink. `Roo you think you might be able to dig it up.

Hello, Kickaroo.

Just saw your responce to my post here.

Oh, boy! This is going to be easier than waiting at the top of the box for a Beckham cross with Stevie Wonder marking me and Stephen Hawking between the posts.

In no particular order...

"Aw, UCHlwhatever..."

It's just six letters. If you couldn't remember them or couldn't remember how to get back to my post to check, I'd see your vet. It's possible that kangaroos can develop Alzheimer's at an earlier age than other species.

"Go hover over an auction and butt out."

"Go hover over an auction"??! Gee, I hope you turned off the Cuisinart before you stuck your paw in to fish that sentence out. I must admit, it's pretty impressive how you thundered right up to the very brink of coherency before veering away from it with all the grace and dexterity of a hippo with St. Vitus' Dance.

"now (sic) go hide behind that thing with the big head. no (sic)...the other thing. sicko."

Now, before we start throwing terms like sicko around, who's quote is that above? You seem a little quick to spin the conversation that way. It appears you might be over-compensating a bit. Do...big things intimidate you?

"you're just mad because you don't have any of my "00" jerseys. And you never will."

The top ten reasons (a tip of the cap to Dave Letterman and his assorted writers) Uhclem doesn't have any of Kickaroo's "00" jerseys. And why he would never want one:

10. Jersey has rust stains from exposure to "Iron Fur".

9. Kickaroo's arms too small and underdeveloped to be able to remove jersey from it's torso.

8. Uhclem's washing machine doesn't have a delousing cycle.

7. Expiration date on Kickaroo's deoderant printed in Roman numerals.

6. Uhclem believes that for some tasks it's just more sanitary to use Charmin.

5. Jersey has Kickaring-around-the-collar.

4. Topless mascots not allowed in family section of the bleachers.

3. Kickaroo will need jersey at the end of the season to remind him of Richmond's win total.

2. Official uniform supplier to the Kickers - Victoria's Secret.

And the number one reason Uhclem wouldn't want a Kickaroo "00" jersey:

Because Kickaroo made a hole in the pouch on his jersey...ON PURPOSE!!!

Now, that's sicko.

Bon Chance on your upcoming season.

That little old jersey collector,

Me.