All of the USL-1 awaits the clash of Titans this weekend on National TV and in front of 63,000 empty seats the next night.

The Buzz is defeaning in the battle for..um...9th place.

Can the CJ Klaas-free Flounders get back in the playoff hunt? Just who will explode on Schmetzer and get canned next?

Does "Cinderfella" have what it takes to coach his Slumbers out of their losing streak?

Can *both teams* lose the same match?

SEA @ PDX, 7/21 FSN 8:00 PM PST
PDX @ SEA, 7/22 QWS 7:00 PM

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