In an apparent coup, the leading manufacturer of children's disposable diapers have secured a long term sponsorship with the Portland Timbers.

We think that the deal with Pampers is a Win Win! In many cases, containing that much excrement in one place is a very challanging thing. We at the Timber's feel that we have been able to succeed in keeping all our crap in one place, namely section 107 of the stadium. .... Mr. B.A.G. O'Poop, Press Agent

That's one of the weakest attempts at talking smack I have ever seen. Candidate for the hall of shame, I think.

Aye, I should have called people fat and showed pictures of empty seats.........Brilliant!

That is really cutting, PMSL.

4 total posts only to rip on the Timbers? Pretty lame.

Just be happy with your first USL title and go play somewhere else.

Actually, I change my mind..

Please, continue to post.. you are only reinforcing your supporters' reputation to the rest of the league.

Is it my fault that I can piss you off that much with only four posts.

I think I will stick around then, thanks for the offer, hope fully you can help some of the other posters wi their pictures so that I can see some more empty stadium 'er fat people.

ooh the anticipation!

Who's pissed off? I actually feel kinda sorry for you, to have such a strange view of what it means to be a fan.

But by all means, continue what you're up to. It's doing wonders for your team's supporters reputation.

That's good A, the rest of the world really wants to thank Portland fer teaching the rest of us how to be fans. lmfao

Megalomania? Table fer one?

haha nice greenstar

Your .sig is unacceptable. Correct it ASAP!
Dan Barnes

Nice...but if you could stick with the NIKE kits that BOTH Seattle and the Cinders wear...they provide BIBS! ECSers love bibs! They catch all of the crumbs!

Other than that, an improvement over our current kit!

Come on guys, we are looking as bad as they are.. and that's a that's a REALLY bad neighborhood to be hanging around in.

Now, Now, Brownstar... according to allison that is a lame attempt at talking smack!

What next?You guys could even GET ARRESTED, or steal stuff and take it across state lines...

Yep, Al is right...it is a slippery slope you angels are treading towards...

The slippery slope has already consumed more than a few fans in all this nonsense.

Ha Ha, I love it, I love it, 10-4 little Fat Buddy! - Roscoe P. Coltrane

Still wearing those ROSE colored glasses I see.

Having been the target of so many personal attacks from Sounders fans, I don't like seeing Timbers fans going there because I know what it feels like to be singled out that way.

I would imagine that when your 'critiques' against the Sounders fans/players/organization cease that you won't have singled yourself out anymore for responses on the part of Seattle fans.

I tried that, it didn't work. The attacks only got more vicious and personal.

And I think you confuse personal attacks with criticising someone for their actions. There is a difference. If you have evidence I have ever tackled anybody with intent to injure, or flipped anybody off, or actually stolen anything, go ahead and present it.

Otherwise, I don't see why I seem to be the prime target just for criticising things I actually SEE.

I have been targeted on your SCUSA board.
Woopdie-freakin' do....
Timbers "fans" are very well versed in personal attacks, on and off internet message boards.

The football world would be a better place if you all would all follow my example:

My favorite thing to do when I see Timbers Army fans: drink with them.

My favorite thing to do when I see SouthSiders: drink with them.

My favorite thing to do when I see Emerald City Supporters: watch the match with them (drinking with them is a close second).

Cheers to all of you passionate fans.

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Who loves ya baby!- Kojack

Right Lads, some things are perfectly clear.....

If the Timbers had Won the Championship, The T.A. wouldn't be taking the piss, because they would be too busy working in soup kitchens and polishing their halos.

The E.C.S. are well known as really vicious thugs and an invisible bunch of unimaginative fat wasters. (At the Same Time?)The Four Horsemen of the Apocolype & Teletubbies don't hold a candle to us!

The E.S.C. can laugh at themselves, lol


Fear Us!

Norn_Iron_Man, that is the weakest example.
Please try again.

Ya Norn_Iron_Man, never speak again, ever!

Aye, You Guys are real quality alright. If you don't like it don't read it. I'm certainly not going to change because of your massive intellectual onslaught! You're Lame & You Suck seem to be the extent of your come backs, quite frankly, I heard better insults at a U11 match this last weekend!

hello krammerhead! nice new name you got there!

Sorry? Were you proving my point or trying to make one?

well, those people from seattle can certainly talk the talk.


and that's about it.

Seems like our team sure knows how to win when it counts.
Maybe your's should take some notes

isnt this the fan rivalries section?

Your point being?