In an apparent coup, the leading manufacturer of children's disposable diapers have secured a long term sponsorship with the Portland Timbers.

We think that the deal with Pampers is a Win Win! In many cases, containing that much excrement in one place is a very challanging thing. We at the Timber's feel that we have been able to succeed in keeping all our crap in one place, namely section 107 of the stadium. .... Mr. B.A.G. O'Poop, Press Agent

That's one of the weakest attempts at talking smack I have ever seen. Candidate for the hall of shame, I think.

Aye, I should have called people fat and showed pictures of empty seats.........Brilliant!

That is really cutting, PMSL.

4 total posts only to rip on the Timbers? Pretty lame.

Just be happy with your first USL title and go play somewhere else.

Actually, I change my mind..

Please, continue to post.. you are only reinforcing your supporters' reputation to the rest of the league.

Is it my fault that I can piss you off that much with only four posts.

I think I will stick around then, thanks for the offer, hope fully you can help some of the other posters wi their pictures so that I can see some more empty stadium 'er fat people.

ooh the anticipation!

Who's pissed off? I actually feel kinda sorry for you, to have such a strange view of what it means to be a fan.

But by all means, continue what you're up to. It's doing wonders for your team's supporters reputation.

That's good A, the rest of the world really wants to thank Portland fer teaching the rest of us how to be fans. lmfao

Megalomania? Table fer one?

haha nice greenstar

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