Oh no....not again!!!!!
Don't you mean the "Huge fat arse'd Mad Piper?"
The only lead that I have to his whereabouts is that his alter ego is still listed as the "Head Coach" of Center Grove Soccer Club, "Home of the Rock." (If you've been there you know how cooool that really is, now removing my tongue from my cheek....).
He also appears (educated guess based on gross tonnage) to frequent his namesake dining establishment on a very regular, if not daily basis. I can't really blame him on that however as I am always a sucker for a grease laden double quarter pounder, hot fries, and the particular tasting "Coke" that they serve there. I volunteer to stake out as many outlets of that establishment as necessary for as long as it takes to apprehend that menace to society!!!!!!! (as long as I have a food per diem that is, I don't want to go bankrupt filling my corpulent self with cow and potato related food items!!)