Hey does any body know anything about Blastman? Where he is from how he might of got this job? He had to do something really wrong to keep dressing like that.

Glad you asked that lovesoccer!! As it turns out His parentage remained shrouded in mystery until recent events left evidence of his DNA. If you remember the incident where Mr. Cushion was killed? The blast was so huge that a single strand of BLASTMAN *** hair was imbedded into the mortar of an adjoining building. Forensic pathologist determined it was his due to the blue hue of the hair. The specimen was sent to the FBI Forensic lab at Quantico VA to undergo DNA testing. They were able to salvage a minute portion of Mitochondrial DNA. With this evidence they were able to trace back through birth record. As it turns out BLASTMAN is the son of a sheep herders wife from Glasgow her maiden name Gloria Hole but she goes by glory! his fathers name Mike Hunt. Apparently the little Blastard was given up by adoption think it had something to do with the wild blue hair. Turns out sheep are not only scared by zippers in that corner of the globe!!!!! He was adopted by a family out of Boulder CO where hew was raised on a pig farm. He never received a formal education due to brain damage sustained at an early age in 3rd grade phys ed class. Some of the kids tried to use his head as a soccer ball. (honest mistake if you ask me). At the age of 18 he was drafted into the justice league by Wonder Woman. You all know the rest

Irishrover what a funny man you are. I all so can see why kids would use his head as a football. I am sorry I just remembered you don't know much about football. That is a term used in England for soccer. I feel sorry for blastman what a hard life he has.

You are right lovesoccer I do have only limited knowledge of football but I am learning. As for BLASTMAN do not feel sorry for him as he is where he belongs and is wanted! The doctor say with lot of therapy and 3 days a week with a shrink he will be ok by the time he turns 80!!

But he will never be rid of that eye watering, wallpaper peeling aroma that is the essence of BLASTMAN!!

If ever decided to light those it'd be like a flame thrower!!

What unbelieveable natural instincts he has?? Whew......

I do not think that a flame thrower would do it justice! What could I compare it to?????????? Oh I have it!!! Have you ever seen the film footage of the hydrogen bomb test at Bikini Atol!!!!!!!!!!

You two are trouble but very funny.

Thankyou Lovesoccer I owe it all to my mentor and hero Arthur Guinness. Without him I would be a staunch straightlaced PR!ck!!!

Well, I think that you got the pr!ck part right!!!!

Comming from you I will take that as a compliment!!