This heres a story about Salt Lake and Nessie too,
Two football clubs marching to different tunes,
Salt Lake got scared, paid up, and bought the rights,
didn't think Nessie would put up a fight.
They headed down to, ooh, Rio Tinto
All the boys, Manny, and Carl in a Pinto
Nessie scored thrice, let Salt Lake have one too.
Showed the MLS how to properly get screwed.
Go on, take their money and run,
Go on, take their money and run,
Go on, take their money and run,
Go on, take their money and run.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCFUGCOLLUI don't even know if this works musically, but this match needs to be immortalized in song.