A thread to help us keep track of how best to make fun of the opposition.
Obviously, there is the gaping hole of leadership that is their team missing Johnny Steel and Martin Rennie. Also, don't forget how they fell apart after they lost the Frosted Goon (Brad Rusin).
Ray Burse: I'm loathe to actually put any information on him. It seems every time we try to break his concentration, he has an amazing game. He is a Dallas and Columbus reject.

Kupono Low. He's from Hawaii... that seems to be it.

Gale Agbossoumonde: Are they not using him? I really want to sing something about his Traffic contract.

Mike Palacio: Red Bull reject. There's also this, do with it what you will: "Mike's father, Leo Palacio, was a former player at the University of North Carolina. Mike's younger brother Dylan was the national high school wrestling champion in his weight class in 2012."

Nick Zimmerman: Red Bull AND Union reject. Also, the dude never pulls up his socks.

Cory Elenio: Columbus reject

John Krause: played for this team... good luck singing Hòa Phát Hà Nộ Reject. He also played for the Beijing Baxy.

For Gale, something along the lines of we're mostly owned by Traffic too, what's your excuse?

Palacio, You're in the Corti Zone!

Today's match, Edmonton 3 - Failhawks 0. How the mighty have fallen.

Yeah the fact they are winless in their first 7 games is almost mocking enough............almost

Did you watch the match? Saiko netted three goals in the last 45 minutes. One strike was very Justin Daviseque, from about 35 years out. Well done lads!

PS: I would pay a million bucks to be at the Colin Clarke post match interview. That guy is a flippin' baby in need of Pampers. What a jerk!

Palacio has an amazing Twitter account and he routinely interacts with his haters.

Done.



Strike II:


Strike III:

Amir Lowery is my least favourite Railhawk. That's saying something.

I got a reply on that last tweet saying "Isn't your record the ultimate cblock?"



I looked into Gale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gale_Agbossoumonde) and noticed he's been loaned and not-purchased 3 times (not including Carolina which would be the forth)

It'd be nice to have a tifo which has a big lemon on it with the number 17 and a list of everyone who has not picked him up, with "Carolina?" at the end.

EDIT: I can't tell if he actually travels with team or seen any field time, there are no minutes posted in the NASL stats.

gale is hurt, has been forever it seems like. but he's been training as of late.

the work you are doing on these guys is just fantastic.