"I would say the third thing that I’m excited about is the custom uniforms that we’ve created, that we’re launching Thursday night at Brit’s Pub. They are unbelievable. The away kit that we’ve done this year is something that I don’t think anyone else in the country, maybe even in the world has done before. So I’m excited about the reactions and I’m excited to have these guys wearing these uniforms. I just saw them completed today and they’re unbelievable."
Djorn Buchholz

http://www.jonmarthaler.com/blog/qa-with-djorn-buchholz-ceo-of-minnesota-stars-fc

Uh-oh.

Forget the sleeveless shirts; what about the one-pieces?

That's terrible, you're terrible.













Where can I acquire such an outfit? I only ask because a friend of mine...

I love the guy's action pose, like he's just letting us check out his weird thong suit before he flies off to fight crime.

Since this...



...has already been done, I'm expecting some paradigm-shifting fashion dynamite out of this new kit.

dude, can you imagine if we put Sassano in that cowboy kit? He would literally blow people away... with his pistols, because obviously the dude is packing heat.

Funny cause when I saw Jeremy's photo he reminded me a bit of Val Killmer in Tombstone.
[img]THERE'S NO PICTURE HERE. WEIRD, HUH?[/img]

The new kit will be a dark navy sheepswool tunic

it will be stained with the blood of missionaries who came to convert we, the savages of the north.

Pfutz, you're on a roll today.