If you had a pattern and cheap fabric, I could provide not-overly-skilled labor for free.
I think it would be worth the effort to see Ayeready wearing it.
And the goalkeepers' reactions to being verbally abused by a big drunken Scottish dude in a Nessie suit...
Two of the common loon's calls are the tremolo, which sounds a bit like maniacal laughter, an aggressive call; and the yodel, sounded by male loons guarding their territory.
"At the end of the day, that's a soccer game." - Coach Lagos