Okay, it is ordered ($200 with shipping). No response yet from the seller, but I promised/threatened I'd send photos.

She sells adult-sized felt dinosaur costumes, in Portland, I'm guessing $200 will keep her bong filled for a while.

I'm oddly excited about this. Standing in a silly outfit in the Metrodome, yelling at people while contributing nothing?

I'll finally know how it feels to be Donovan McNabb.

We are getting a mascot now? If there is one thing that really annoys me is mascots. Yeah, Thor was cool, but it got annoying after about 10 minutes.

No, I'm not a mascot.

Contribution sent. Glad this is happening - hope it can get here in time!

Thanks fuggle!

I've got $55 so far, plus a pledge of $50 from the Stars and I think two more pledges of $10 from others on here. So we're at about $125. Can we get six or seven more people to contribute $10?

David, let me know how/when you want to get the cash from me.

Maybe you haven't heard yet. You have been elected the new mascot. Soccer Troll is your name. No costume needed.

Great, thanks for doing that, that made this whole thing go oddly smoothly.

I heard back from the woman who makes them - yes, she's a Timbers fan and yes, she'd love photos of this in action - she should be able to get on this pretty quickly because she' on Spring Break. I'd love to have this for the Opener.

I just placed my order for 61 streamers (selling at the game to fans for $1 each--my cost).

Also a horse mask.

I would love to see an "Open For Business" banner that we could hang behind the opposing goalkeepers net.

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