[I]t could be much, much worse. Real Salt Lake. Sporting Kansas City.
... Locationless Metrostars (MLS '97-06), S*nderland (EPL), Austin Aztex (USSF Div. 2), KC Wiz (MLS '96), San Jose Clash (MLS 96-99), Seattle Alliance (MLS Proposed), Seattle Republic (MLS Proposed), Toronto Raptors (NBA), Colorado Caribou (NASL 1.0), Cleveland Stokers (NASL 1.0), Jacksonville Tea Men (NASL 1.0), Montreal Manic (NASL 1.0), San Diego Sockers (NASL 1.0), Memphis Maniax (XFL), Omaha Beef (AHL), Anaheim Ducks (NHL)
Yeah, definitely could be worse.
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