Well if you Clowns had a dedicated Home Announcer Webcast (like most Div 3 Teams) - You would'nt have to whine on the Boards all nite & grovel... IN FACT that will probably be requirement in Div 3 so get to work on that ASAP.
Hey Bucker...
You're just a neighbor hood team playing pick up games with your even poorer neighbors.
Here is a list of teams that quite your little league over the years,
Albuquerque Geckos (1997)
Arizona Sahuaros (1997-2002)
Atlanta Magic (1995, only played 2 games)
Austin Lone Stars (1997-2000)
Bermuda Hogges (2007-2009, joined PDL)
Boston Storm (1995)
Boston Bulldogs (2001)
California Jaguars (1995, 1999)
California Gold (2002-04)
Cape Cod Crusaders (1995, 1997-2000)
Carolina Dynamo (1995 as Greensboro Dynamo, 1999-2003, joined PDL)
Cascade Surge (1995-96, as Oregon Surge in 1995)
Central California Valley Hydra (1995-96)
Central Jersey Riptide (1996-98)
Charleston Battery (1995-96, 2010-
present)
Charlotte Eagles (1995-2000, 2004-
present)
Chattanooga Express (1995-96)
Chicago Stingers (1995, 1997-98, became Chicago Sockers in PDL)
Chico Rooks (1995-2001, joined NPSL)
Cincinnati Cheetahs (1995)
Cincinnati Kings (2005-2007, joined PDL)
Cleveland Caps (1997-98)
Cleveland City Stars (2007-2008 joined USL First Division)
Columbus Xoggz (1995)
Connecticut Wolves (1995, 2002)
Crystal Palace Baltimore (2007-2009) (Now in the NASL)
Delaware Wizards (1995, 1997-2000)
Detroit Wheels (1995)
Eastern Shore Sharks (1995-99, as Baltimore Bays in 1995-97)
El Paso Patriots (1995) (Now in the PDL)
Everett BigFoot (1995-96, after 1996 season, merged with Puget Sound Hammers of Premier League to form Puget Sound BigFoot of Premier League)
Florida Stars (1995)
Florida Strikers (1995, 1997, as Fort Lauderdale Strikers in 1995)
Fresno Dragons (1999)
Greenville Lions (2001-2002)
Hampton Roads Mariners (1995)
Harrisburg City Islanders (2004-
present)
Hawaii Tsunami (1995-1997)
Houston Force (1995)
Houston Hurricanes (1996-2000)
Indiana Blast (1997-1998)
Jersey Dragons (1995)
Las Vegas Quicksilver (1995)
Lexington Bluegrass Bandits (1995)
Long Island Rough Riders (1995, 2002-2006, now in the PDL)
Los Angeles Salsa U-23s (1995)
Louisville Thoroughbreds (1995)
Miami Breakers (1998)
Milwaukee Rampage (1995)
Minnesota Thunder (1995) (folded)
Mobile Revelers (1995-1997)
Monterey Bay Jaguars (1995, became California Jaguars in Select League)
Myrtle Beach Boyz (1995)
Myrtle Beach Seadawgs (1997-1999)
New Hampshire Ramblers (1995)
New Hampshire Phantoms (1996-2007, joined PDL)
New Jersey Stallions (1997-2003, as New York/New Jersey Stallions in 1997-1998)
New Mexico Chiles (1995)
New Orleans Riverboat Gamblers (1995)
New York Capital District Alleycats (1995-1998, as Albany Alleycats in 1995-96, became New York Capital District Shockers in PDL)
New York Fever (1995, merged into New York Centaurs of A-League after season)
New York Freedom (2002-03)
North Jersey Imperials (1996-97, 1999)
Northern Nevada Aces (2001-02)
Northern Virginia Royals (1998-2005)
Orlando Nighthawks (1997-98, as Daytona Tigers in 1997)
Philadelphia Freedom (1995-97, as Pennsylvania Freedom in 1995)
Pensacola Barracudas (1998)
Portland Firebirds (1995, became Willamette Valley Firebirds in Premier League)
Raleigh Flyers (1995)
Reading Rage (1996-2003) (Now in the PDL)
Real Maryland Monarchs
presentReno Rattlers (1995, 1997-98)
Rhode Island Stingrays (1995-2001) (Now in the PDL)
Richmond Kickers (2006-
present)
Pittsburgh Riverhounds (2004-2006, 2008-
present, as Riverhounds FC in 2004)
Riverside County Elite (2000)
Roanoke Wrath (1998-2000)
Rockford Raptors (1995-98)
Sacramento Scorpions (1997)
St. Louis Knights (1995)
San Antonio Pumas (1995-98)
San Diego Top Guns (1995)
San Diego Gauchos (2002-04)
San Fernando Valley Golden Eagles (1995-98)
San Francisco Bay Diablos (1995)
San Francisco Bay Seals (1997)
Shreveport/Bossier Lions (1998)
South Carolina Shamrocks (1997-99)
South Jersey Barons (1997-02)
Southwest Florida Manatees (1998)
Stanislaus County Cruisers (1997-2001)
Tallahassee Tempest (1998)
Tampa Bay Cyclones (1995)
Texas Lightning (1995)
Texas Rattlers (1995-2000, as Dallas/Ft. Worth Toros in 1995-96, as Dallas Toros in 1997, as Texas Toros in 1998-99)
Tucson Fireballs (1997-2001, as Los Angeles Fireballs in 1997-99)
Tulsa Roughnecks (1995-99)
Utah Blitzz (2000-04)
Vermont Voltage (1997-98, as Vermont Wanderers in 1997)
Washington Mustangs (1996)
Westchester Flames (2002-04) (Now in the PDL)
Western Mass Pioneers (1998-2009, joined PDL)
Wilmington Hammerheads (1996-2009)
Worcester Wildfire (1996)
Yakima Reds (1995-96)
Ya, that's it you're superstars! Ya, ya that's it!
Lets see how long Dayton lasts.