Mighty Mouse I admit I was wrong:
I hereby post my apologies to:
business - whether it is serious, funny, shonky or otherwise.
all night clubs in the general area of San Juan (including those frequented late at night near the entrance of Old San Juan and Parada 18 by one said Mighty Mouse)
women - whether they be Puerto Rican or not, drop dead gorgeous or not.
money - whether in be in USD, pesos, kip, dong or shekels.
I hope that is sufficient. If not I will be leaving the island by midnight tonight.