From Whitecapsfan: "And Vox?? Socialism?? Stand in line for heart transplants? Have you even been North of Rte 70? Maybe way up north to Denver? Yep...lots of legitimacy from a Texan talking international politics these days. You know we're developing a nuclear powered snowball that we'll fire on Texas from bullet proof igloos smuggled into Minnesota, don't you?"
Well, there is that Texan in the White House who does a fair job of talking international politics these days...
I have been as far north as Muskegon, MI, which is as far as would ever want to go. We have enough of a problem with white powder on our end of the border to want to slug through the kind that makes you cold.
And send on those nuclear-powered snowballs! They're no match for our deadly Salsa-Ray, powered by a good upper valley jalapeno pepper! We're smuggling them north via camouflaged '79 Cadillac Eldorados with bull's horns bolted to the front grille.
As for Llamas' words for The (ahem) Truth, I'm not condoning them. I was merely pointing out that it seems Mr. Pot is placing a collect call for Mr. Kettle.
