Is anyone up for a tailgate party this Saturday?

Can Wade The Lord And Master Of The Tailgate make it with his incredible assortment of tailgating gear?

Even San Diego Lurkers are invited.

There seem to be some pretty big trees and some grass on the north side of the field we could set up under.

I have a little propane grill & some coolers, but my gear is pathetic compared to Wade's.

So what do you say?

I don't know what I'm going to bring, but it will have lots of cilantro.

I'd go, but Saturday is my birthday and I'll be at Disneyland. I'm just hoping that the Gauchos can at least hold them to less than three goals. I don't want you guys clinching your first place overall in the league against us. (That would bean the League Championship in almost any other country in the world.) But the Gauchos have played a lot of games lately, and they could be tired for that one.

Try chopping up cliantro and putting it in orange Jell-o. It'll look purty. :p

I show up with a portable table and portable grill and it makes me a tailgating guru? Man, you should see some of setups at the local college pointy ball games. If you show up in a vehicle that doesn't require "wide load" pilot cars going down the highway, then you get laughed off the tailgate lot.

Kind of like Landon Donovan can't get into an Amateurliga match in Germany, but in MLS, no one can stop him; Wade may not match up well with other Ute tailgaters; but to us he's the God Of The Grill.

Hm, carrots on green jello; cilantro on orange jello? Is that legal? Happy birthday, Eric! Now that you are 21, the LA Riot Squad can share their Pre And Post Game Special Refreshments with you?

I'll try to make it early enough to join the tailgate, but I got a friend I'm bringing and he didn't seem to anxious to start early.
We'll see.

Also, not to chase him away, I might not be wearing face paint.

Anyone want to volunteer to take my place? :rolleyes:

The Captain of the 2023 USWNT/LPGA Money Leader will definitely want to wear red face paint.

What time should we start? 5 PM? By the trees on the North side of the stadium?

Events seem to havre spiraled out of control and now I must make my final declaration.

I'm going to bring my little propane grill and probably some sausages & hot dogs.

Can someone bring some Methadone for Soccerman?

Whether or not you want to try the cilantro is up to you, but don't drop the Brown Acid!

I be there around 5 with a grill and a piece or two of dead animal flesh. I promise to leave my cilantro at home.

So 5ish it is. North of the building in the shade.

How about lime? Is that ok?

Can you save some food for the players after the game! Thanks.

Do the players really want a Cilantro-Dog that has been sitting around for a couple of hours?

Red Robin will be a much better choice. Or a discounted Jamba Juice.

When the Blitzz get ahead 3-0 just follow Chris over to the buffet line.